V: Each person's individual risk of getting cancer is 100% The only way to avoid cancer is by dying of something else first.
E: You know the rest of the day isn't gonna be that great when your only (and I mean ONLY) memories of last night are of Appa screaming "Do you even know your name?" and you replying "Yes father, they call me Danger Mouse."
Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the hand of God before! (Monty Python)
K: We love me.
F: I just realized my resume lacks something vital. An objective line. Why can't these people just recognize my worth and make me their CEO?
Me: You should use that as your objective.
F: No, then they'll think I'm an overachiever. I'll start off small and prove my worth as I go. How does this sound: "Hire me as your VP or I'll fire u when I become your CEO."
"Hassan! Here you are! I've been smacking some bald bastard up there for the last ten minutes!" (Omid Djalili)
V: ...That is so voyeuristic and wrong. I like it!
V: My brother has declared himself potato incarnate.
"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'coz there's bugger all down here on earth." (The Galaxy Song, Monty Python)
E: I've kinda lost my edge in sexual inappropriateness.
"Don't Panic." (Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"And you've been so busy lately, that you haven't found the time to open up your mind and watch the world spinning gently out of time..." (Blur)
"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de 50 étages. Au fur et à mesure de sa chute, pour se rassurer, il se répète:
"Jusqu'ici, tout va bien."
"Jusqu'ici, tout va bien."
"Jusqu'ici, tout va bien."
Mais l'important, c'est pas la chute. C'est l'atterrissage..."
(La Haine)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." (Arthur C. Clarke)
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone." (Oldboy)
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head." (Terry Pratchett)
